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Fri November 22, 1991

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Tags #Dilbert, #wake upwardly, #huh, #dream, #dumpy, #engineer, #playboy, #millionaire, #movie, #star, #dearest, #night, #janitor, #dress

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The janitor says to Dilbert, who has fallen asleep on his desk, "Hey, mister, wake up!" Dilbert picks his caput up and says, "Huh?" The janitor says, "It was all a dream! You're not a dumpy engineer -- you're really a playboy millionaire motion-picture show star!!" Dilbert says, "I . . . I am??" The janitor says equally he walks away, "I love being the night janitor." Dilbert asks, "And then why do I clothes like this?"

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Fri February ten, 1995

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Tags #make less, #janitor, #plunger, #plumber, #rascal, #animal, #alice loves job, #dominate, #heighten

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Alice shows the Dominate a document and says angrily, "When yous consider the hours I work, I make less per hour than the janitor!" The janitor enters carrying a plunger with a modest animal sticking out of it. He says to the Boss, "Await what was blocking the pipes! It took me all forenoon to plunge the rascal out." Alice and the Boss await surprised. Notwithstanding looking shocked, Alice says, "I beloved my chore." The Boss says, "I'thou giving him a raise."

Sun December 03, 1995

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Tags #alice, #janitor, #over time pay, #75k per yr, #basment, #reading magazines, #fishing, #engineer, #no over time, #Sports, #engineering

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Alice sits at her desk. The janitor stands in her cubicle door and says, "Working late once again, huh, Alice?" Alice says, "Seventy hours this week . . ." The janitor replies, "Me too. Thank goodness for overtime pay!" Alice looks shocked and asks, "Overtime pay?" The janitor says, "Allow me to explain." The janitor draws a graph and says, "Different yous so-called 'exempt' employees, my income increases if I work additional hours." The janitor continues, "I'm pulling in seventy-five grand a year. And half the time I but hide in the basement reading 'Fishing' mag." The janitor continues, "The simply downwards side is that I don't get to enjoy the intellectual stimulation of my co-workers the way you do." The janitor sits in the basement reading a magazine. He thinks, "I don't know what I like better - deep ocean line-fishing or cubicle fishing."

Th January 17, 2008

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Tags #board of directors, #ceo, #hired mole, #intern request, #janitor, #mole, #pulling rank, #rat, #rodent, #senior vp

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Asok: Who will present my findings to the lath of directors?" The Boss: They only listen to the CEO. And he only listens to the senior vice presidents, and they but listen to the... Asok: Could you lot testify this to the janitor for me?" RatBert: Whoa! Whoa! Y'all don't talk to me directly!"

Thursday November 06, 2008

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Tags #evil director, #man reasources, #resume, #sense of desparation, #janitor, #make clean toiltes, #bury janitor

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Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resource Catbert says, "I've seen your resume and I sense desperation." Catbert says, "Our janitor recently passed abroad, so I have a chore for you." A man says, "Y'all want me to make clean toilets?" Catbert says, "No, I want you to coffin the janitor."

Wednesday April 26, 1989

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Dilbert walks down the hall thinking, "Oh no . . . If this guy turns left when I become right, we'll cease upwardly walking down the hall right next to each other." The man turns and walks next to Dilbert. Dilbert thinks, "I hate this . . . A huge, empty hallway and here nosotros are synchronized similar two of the Rockettes." Back at home, Dilbert tells Dogbert, ". . . So that'southward when I knocked on the ladies' room door, yelled 'janitor' and ducked within." Dogbert says, "At least you maintained your nobility."

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